Monday, September 14, 2009

day 1, 1093 years later.

It takes 1093 years to get to the planet H-0131310 from Earth, such that no one from one end to the other has managed to communicate with each other. The sky is blue in planet H-0131310 because the oceans are blue. And the oceans are blue because the sky is blue. The difference then between planet H-0131301 and Earth: the dwellers live within a capsule, and all around them, a thin foil covers the atmosphere, creating a large surrounding mirror that reflects the blue all over. No one knows if the sky reflects the ocean or the ocean reflects the sky. To answer this ancient question, a committee of geo-politicians have been established, which is called Main Committee to Uncover the Mystery of The Blue Phenomenon. To facilitate the main committee in its administrative processes, a sub-committee has also been established, which is called the Sub-Committee of the Main Committee to Uncover the Mystery of The Blue Phenomenon. To provide logistics to the various transportation for the sub-committee, a sub-sub-committee has been established, which is called The Sub-sub-committee of the Main Committee to Uncover the Mystery of The Blue Phenomenon. To provide technological assistance to the logistics sub-sub-committee, a sub-sub-sub-committee has been established, which is called The Sub-sub-sub committee of the Main Committee to Uncover the Mystery of The Blue Phenomenon. To establish the infrastructure of the main committee to the sub-sub-sub committee, a sub-sub-sub-sub-committee has been established, which is called The Sub-sub-sub-sub committee of the Main Committee to Uncover the Mystery of The Blue Phenomenon. Before all these committees meet, a committee of various secretaries from the various sub-committees have been established - they hold enhancement courses to write minutes quickly and efficiently. These minutes of minutes of the committee meetings may just be the documents needed to establish a framework in which a significant study can be conducted to unveil this blue mystery. To date, however, after several meetings to discuss the scheduling of meetings, inter-committee meetings and meetings with other Main Communities, The World Government of Planet H-0131310 has yet to confer and come to a conclusive discussion on the proper method to conduct the scientific research. And since 1092 years have passed since the call for the study, a new sub-committee must be established to provide the bridge between present and past.
If only the people of planet H-0131310 could meet the people from Earth - they could learn from Earthlings that many steps could have been avoided if they collapse a few sub-committees together to form a whole. That way, they could concentrate on refining their handwriting, invent computers for that purpose and not have formed a sub-committee of Legible Handwriting. I believe that once they manage to discover the reason behind the infinite mirroring of the blue, they can next discover space travel. A lot can be learnt from an exchange, 1093 years later, when the grandson of the grandson of the grandson of the first astronaut reaches Earth and reports his first findings:

No one is left on Earth.


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